Superman Dat Ho....... Oh Really My Children?!?!?

Soulja Boy has been taking the world by storm!!!!!!! All the kids, and some of yall GROWN ASS ADULTS, have been doing the dance and singing the song but do you know what "Superman Dat Ho" REALLY means??? I can always count on Miss Nista to enlighten me with things that I would die feeling incomplete without knowing. Somehow she ALWAYS seems to get emails with the weirdest, dumbest ish in the world and this is no exception. Thanks girl....I needed this. Read below and see how Keenan Davis found out what it means to "Superman Dat Ho":

So here's the deal. Most dudes (myself included) has been in the
situation when you've been trying all night to sleep with a certain
young lady. Y'all have been messing around for hours and you've tried
everything from "I'll still respect you in the morning" to "Just let me put the head in" but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car trunk. Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soulja Boy, now's the time to give up and "Superman Dat Ho"!!!

I'll try to keep this as clean as possible for those of you who read
this at work :-) So basically, you let her fall asleep and
you commence to "take things into your own hands", you know, make it a
party for one! Hopefully you catch my drift by now. You then "release" on her back while she's sleeping. Next, you take the sheets and cover her up with your little soldiers still on her back. What happens next is actually the funny part!

Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry and wind up sticking the
sheet to that lovely lady's back. When she awakens the next morning, she'll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a cape! My friend, you have just Supermanned dat ho!!! LOL LOL LOL It don't get any better than that.
I will say that I've never done it but, I can't front, I kinda want to
now LOL LOL!!! She has a cape!!!

Are you kidding me?!?! Even funnier is that, I came across this
little jewel of information cuz my boy B-Hop found out from his teenage
cousin! The dude, Soldija Boy, who sings this song is 16!!! What the
hell is going on with youth! In the words of Jay-Z, "I'm afraid for the
future..."

And this is what your kids are learing at school and daycare. Luckily I have NEVER been "SUPERMAN'd". Trust me, if it ever happens the new song everyone will be singing is "SLAP THE SH*T OUTTA N*GGA" and Miss Nista will be taking up a Pay-pal collection to raise money and bail me out of jail. Now, SUPERMAN DAT!!!!!

Special shoutout to my new blog friend :-) Keenan Davis. He does a weekly blog "Kenan's Weekly Rants, Raves, & Revelries". Check him out at
http://keenansrantsandraves.com/ or http://blog.myspace.com/unorthodoks. FYI: To anybody that decides to stay the night with Keenan and not give him no @ss, make sure you sleep on your back so you don't get SUPERMAN'd!!!!!